Top Ten Chicago Bears Excuses

From David Letterman's Top 10 last night, the Top Ten Chicago Bears Excuses ...

10. Too much pre-game paella
9. Hard to be motivated by a guy named "Lovie"
8. Spent every huddle talking about "American Idol"
7. Peyton promised to put us in a commercial if we let him win
6. We're not used to bad weather
5. Colts players were shoving us
4. Never adjusted to one hour time difference
3. Like the rest of America, we wanted to see Peyton finally win the big one
2. Hard to play when you're excited about upcoming Late Show Ventriloquist Week
1. Worried about sharing locker room with Prince

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