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NEW YORK—Following another impressive start Monday, enigmatic but lovable Mets clubhouse joker Pedro Martinez informed reporters that he was...
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ANN ARBOR, MI—Coaches and players reacted philosophically Tuesday to the news that Michigan, which fell out of the USA Today polls'...
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And Michigan wouldn't even be ranked No. 1 in Division III. They'd be just below Northwest Missou.
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