1.10.2007

Typical

... So today I reviewed police reports about ...

... a 498-pound man found dead by the mother he was living with ...

... a 16-year-old caught taking and eating a 59-cent donut at a grocery store. The kid hadn't paid for the thing ...

... And this is the best one ...

Authorities were called by a guy who discovered more than $1,100 missing from his Hummer, which was left unlocked!! and parked in his driveway. The guy had left the cash in an envelope attached to the vehicle’s sun visor.

Idiot.

Talk about stuff to brighten your day ...

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