10.04.2005

The Vampire Disease

So who wants to be enlightened about a crazy disease?

My latest health story published today tells of an area woman who was diagnosed a couple years with a rare, genetic disease called porphyria.

The disease and her story is so rare and perplexing that we had a file sitting around in our office for years and no one even wanted to touch it until I came along …

Long story short: This woman was in her late 40s and had everything she could want in her life. A full-time job, she helped out at a local clothing store, assisted with beauty pageants and had her own makeup line. … But she soon developed an odd rash on her hands. When no doctor could decide what it was, one doctor ordered a porphyria test. The results came back, and the woman had a classic case.

“He said, ‘You have a classic case of porphyria’ and your initial reaction is ‘Yes! I know what it is!’” the woman told me. “And then on the other end it was like, ‘Shit! I don’t want it!’ … You can’t go outside, so it’s like, ‘I’m going to be living in a bubble.’”

Pretty much …Sometimes called “the vampire disease” because of patients’sensitivity to sunlight, porphyria is a rare, hereditary disease. King George III had it, as did Mary Queen of Scots, who passed it to her son, King James I. Some doctors believe Vincent Van Gogh might have had porphyria as well. … It develops during the production of heme, an important substance most common in blood and bone marrow. If any of the enzymes needed to produce heme are abnormal, porphyrins build up.

And the list of precautions this woman has to take are unreal …She can’t have anything with sugar, caffeine, chocolate and alcohol - anything with preservatives and added chemicals. Fast food is out; an organic diet is in. … beyond that, she lives in a darkened house because she must limit her exposure to sunlight, certain chemicals prevent her from doing such routine errands as going to a Home Depot for home improvement items or Officemax for ink toner. And when she travels, she has to pack her own towels and bedding because the chemicals hotels use to wash their linens might cause her to break into a rash. She’s also relegated herself to the lifestyle of a third-shift worker, often closing her shades and sleeping during the day.

It’s hard to even begin to imagine how she feels …

For more, go to the American Porphyria Foundation.

Why do men have nipples?

If this story doesn't make you at least crack a smile -- well -- you're an
extremely grumpy person.

Why Do Men Have Nipples?

Baseball coma

It doesn't get much better than this ...

I'm on an extended lunch break because I racked up some overtime last night, watching the Cardinals-Padres open the playoffs, Jon Miller and Joe Morgan broadcasting ...two hot dogs for lunch. All I need is a beer ... too bad I gotta go back to work in another hour ...

Yes, Tom, a baseball coma ...

Alright, Alright ... (I know I said last night I didn't want to make any predictions. Truth is, I wasn't in the mood and I was too busy paying attention to the Packers go 0-4. Yeah, it was good to see Favre still has some magic in that aging arm of his...) So here's my predictions:

ALDS: Boston beats Chicago in five, Anaheim takes the Yankees in four.
NLDS: St. Lou takes the Padres in four, Houston beats Atlanta in five.

ALCS: Anaheim takes Boston in six
NLCS: St. Louis over Houston in seven.

World Series champs: The Cardinals are good, darn good. They can hit, for sure, but what's more is their defense up the middle, capped with Edmonds (greatest center fielder ever?) in the outfield. But I've gotta give the edge to Anaheim - good pitching, strong hitting. They can play small ball and Mike Scioscia knows how to manage. Plus they got World Series experience, heart, awesome fans and the Rally Monkey!

PS: This story is good too. Buck Showalter knows EXACTLY what he's doing (crapping on the Yankees). And Brian Cashman is a smart man.

10.03.2005

All you need is baseball

Could it have been a better end to the weekend!? … and the regular season for that matter.

I watched the first six innings of the Red Sox/Yankees game and saw Boston blow it open (I laughed and applauded Manny Ramirez‘s moon shot to centerfield -- see above -- like I was AT Fenway to see it), and then switched over to catch the last couple innings of the Washington/Phillies game and the White Sox finish off the Indians (Weren‘t we predicting the White Sox choke last week?), and then switched again to catch the last couple innings of the Cubs/Astros game before going back for the end of the Red Sox/Yankees game.

I loved every minute.

…I’d offer World Series predictions, but honestly I don’t care who makes it as long as it’s not the Yankees. Heck, for as well as the Braves have played this year with their lineup of rookies, I’d even enjoy seeing them in the Series for once … I will say, however, I fell in love with the championship Angels team of ’02 and the Red Sox of last year, and I’d happily take either of them winning it all again….But yeah, it would be cool to see the White Sox win one for Chicago, blah, blah, blah …

Here’s a few baseball stories I’ve read over the last couple weeks and really liked. Enjoy.
a Jim Donaldson: Manny's huge talent makes flaky part more palatable ( ... I love Manny)
a Brewers no longer losers (… my butt. Sure they were more exciting to watch this year than they have been in YEARS! … but 81-81 DOES NOT qualify for a winning record).
a As a supervillain, Bonds better than ever (…OK. So his knee didn’t crumble like a cupcake. And I still don’t think it’s right for him to be on the heels of Babe Ruth and Hank Aaron … but he sure showed he can still hit.)
a Yankees have lost their direction ( … I stumbled across this 2-year-old story a couple weeks ago, but it’s still so true. I hate the Yankees.)
a Pitching for Glory
a Baseball focus of Senate hearing (… Why the heck is it so hard for the Union to accept Bud Selig’s proposal!? … I bet Don Fehr is a Yankees fan, that’s why.)