7.18.2007

Funny reads

Headlines found today on The Onion ...

Teen Drowns Right In Middle Of Grief Counselors First Date In Two Years

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Teen Drowns Right In Middle Of Grief Counselor's First Date In Two Years


ANKENY, IA—Maggie Hendrick admits that she blames David Schiller's parents for the death of her evening.



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New Titanic Film Told From Iceberg's Point Of View


LOS ANGELES—Director James Cameron told Variety yesterday of his intentions to write and direct the Academy Award–winning...



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New Sealy Mattress Recreates Feeling Of Falling Asleep On Bus


TRINITY, NC—Sealy, the company known for providing innovative sleep technology with its Posturepedic, TrueForm, and SpringFree mattresses,...



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